{"id":1615,"date":"2017-01-20T21:35:44","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T21:35:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauljjhansen.com\/?p=1615"},"modified":"2017-07-07T02:02:40","modified_gmt":"2017-07-07T02:02:40","slug":"blank-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pauljjhansen.com\/?p=1615","title":{"rendered":"Larry B Kooistra, theft of the year award, Omaha, Nebraska."},"content":{"rendered":"<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t<!-- @page { margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --><br \/>\t<\/style>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b>Larry Kooistra<\/b><\/u> wins the theft of the year award from Paul Hansen of Omaha, Nebraska.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"vcardBox vcardName\">Worthington, MN<\/div>\n<div class=\"vcardBox vcardAge ellipsis\"><b>Age:<\/b>\u00a057 &#8211;\u00a002\/11\/1960<\/div>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Call him and congratulate him 402 301 3682.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">57 years old in 2017.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Larry often worked with day labor companies on various jobs, and\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Jerry&#8217;s Basement Waterproofing\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">in Omaha, Nebraska.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Larry, white, pure breed farm boy, tall 6 plus feet.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">If he was not working he was driving somewhere.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Last seen heading back home to Minnesota in a nice red car, that I paid for.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Larry rented a room from me and paid rent of a <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #666666;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>whapping 200<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> dollars a month, and that is with me paying all utilities, he did not even mow the yard one time.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">He is not good with heavy equipment.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Yep I really stuck it to him with that high rent.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">After a time he started complaining about car bills and minor hospital bills getting behind on rent.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Larry always said he was a Christian man and will never stiff anyone, especially his friends, that would be \u201cMe\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Well 200$ late rent turned into 400 then 800 then 1500 then over 2000 dollars late, always with a heart felt story with a swearing on the bible to pay me.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Then after about a year of getting further and further behind on rent my friend whom I now call <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b>L<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #6a6a6a;\"><span style=\"font-family: Roboto, arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b>ying<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b> Larry<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> accidental left his bank deposit slip laying around where it showed he had more than 2000 dollars just building interest in the bank.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">I asked him about the money, he went silent for a long time, and eventually his plan came together (good lairs need good memories), he started saying my rent was to high and on and on how he had to clean his own bathroom, and bedroom, almost having me in tears for the poor fella.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Well guess what he moves out and takes my best, like new, vacuum-cleaner and I never saw him again.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">So oh <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b>L<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><em><span style=\"color: #6a6a6a;\"><span style=\"font-family: Roboto, arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b>ying<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><u><b> <\/b><\/u><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b>Larry<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> if you read this just remember your promises to pay me as a good Christian man, and by the <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><u><b>Kooistra<\/b><\/u><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> family honor you spook of so often.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Last thing you told me you were going through your rental payment receipts to get the payment done right. I always gave receipts, Larry insisted because he wanted good business practice between us, which I also insisted upon with him and my other renters of my 50 rental units.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Larry, I should of known when you started swearing over and over that you were going to pay me, that was really a sign you were going to stiff me for everything you could. What are friends for, right.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">So Larry I hope you like the new car you just got, I feel like I am part of that car for some reason. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Paul Hansen, Omaha, Nebraska, 1548 N 19 Street, 68110. 402.541.6023<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">p.s. &#8211; so much for my &#8216;Christian\u201d tenant.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Larry Kooistra wins the theft of the year award from Paul Hansen of Omaha, Nebraska. Worthington, MN Age:\u00a057 &#8211;\u00a002\/11\/1960 Call him and congratulate him 402 301 3682. 57 years old in 2017. 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